Friday, April 10, 2015 Was First

Today the News & Record is reporting on the deliberate lies of John Hammer and Roy Carroll. Roch Smith jr is crying foul. And rightfully so. But weeks ago we here at EzGreensboro started shooting at the ugly beast trampling across our city leaving piles of dung lies everywhere it went and we cried, "Kill the Rhino" while everyone else was still sleeping.

Fact is: We'd been calling John Hammer, Roy's shill for months before then. Now every media outlet in town will be agreeing with us. You see, Rhinos can never be trusted, they'll turn and charge you every time you get near them. Kill the Rhino.

By the way, I thought construction was supposed to have already started on Roy's new hotel. What's up with that unsightly mud hole?