You have won the EZ Greensboro Person of the Day Award
for those who don’t step back from conformist thought
when most collective assumptions break from self fulfilling realities
only to succumb to deer in headlights incomprehension
compounding prior miscalculations.
Winners of the EZ Greensboro “Person of the Day Reward” do not win a physical prize
but receive non-material feelings of happiness, admiration and awe
of the wonderfulness of what ever it was they did
to make someone's world a little bit better than it was before.
Persons of the Day are automatically eligible for the Person of the Week award,
which begets the Person of the Month award,
which qualifies for the Person of the Year award.
The chances of winning the person of Year award
for those not directly related to EZ Greensboro
are 1 in 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 for purposes of hom eostasis ness.
Please do not consume the entirety of the award at the same time,
place or multiple dimension.
Without written exemptions,
sometimes multiple restrictions may not apply, unless they do.
Not valid the day before or the day after said day,
nor the day before tomorrow or the day after yesterday.
Tax, tags and title may involve undisclosed extra costs.
Non-transferable in writing, but verbally forward able.
The actual existence of said prize can neither be confirmed nor denied.
All rights non-reserved.
What you may think I'm thinking
isn't necessarily what I'm thinking.
Format originally conceived to conform to compliance guidelines
for strategic, economic planning and financial ethics courses,
for CPAs, attorneys and investors.
If anything can be refined,
don't be surprised if some posts
read differently later.
Efficacy through understanding could be exponential,
as long as most don't know what they could.
Writing style is kind of like poetry
It's not supposed to be easy.
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and are subject to change without notice.
Some views do not necessarily represent author opinions
or anyone else’s.
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or to participate in any trading or investment strategy.
Any action taken as a result of information, analysis or advertisement
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Consult investment or tax advisers
before investment decisions.
Past performance is no guarantee
of future results.
If you were who you think you were,
and you are what you think you are,
and some of what will can, can’t or won’t change,
you may not be who you think you’ll be
unless that's the way you end up.
Some of what was may not have happened
the way you think.
The only two certainties,
are that you and everything that’s not you exists
unless this is something like the Truman Show
which would probably still make the premise true.
Without written exemptions, sometimes multiple restrictions
may not apply, unless they do.
Most information is hypothetical.
What you don’t know you don’t know
is more than you think.
If what others think was, is and may
might not be what you do, weigh author and self bias.
Observation may alter the observed.
Think for yourself and act accordingly.
The actual existence of some information
can neither be confirmed nor denied.
Some hypothetical questions may not be,
under alternative interpretations.
Charles Darwin may have been adopted.
Reality may or may not be more than you think.
Time may exist independently of human consciousness.
You may be a robot and not know.
Nothing doesn’t change.
You can’t start over.
The future is unknowable.
Some have good intentions
but all projections and estimates will most likely be wrong,
and could be materially wrong.
Some have insurance but it may not be enough.
You could lose everything.
The way most stuff works is not fully understood.
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10
should avoid prolonged exposure to Prize.
Caution: Prize may suddenly accelerate
to dangerous speeds.
Prize Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture,
should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use on concrete.
Discontinue use of Prize if any of the following occurs: Itching, Vertigo,
Dizziness, Tingling in extremities, Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech, Temporary blindness, Profuse sweating
or Heart palpitations.
If Prize begins to smoke, get away immediately,
seek shelter and cover head.
May stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use,
should be returned to its special container
and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Prize,
and its parent company of any and all liability.
Ingredients include an unknown glowing substance
which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Do not taunt
Violators will be scratched, neutered
and definitely towed
May cause anal leakage.
Please do not take Prize playing with people
who have a weak heart and seem to be out of their minds.
Don't throw at people.
Do not take orally
You may not usually get gassy,
but it's a possibility.
The bathroom is really the best place to go
when that happens
Do not use while sleeping.
Do not take a laxative and sleeping medication
Contents may settle during shipment.
No other warranty expressed or implied.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
Postage will be paid by addressee.
Subject to approval.
May be too intense for some viewers.
All models over 18 years of age.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
For off-road use only.
One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
Colors may, in time, fade.
Slippery when wet.
Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
Keep cool; process promptly.
Post office will not deliver without postage.
Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages
resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
Penalty for private use.
See label for sequence.
Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
Your cancelled check is your receipt.
Place stamp here.
Avoid contact with skin.
Sanitized for your protection.
Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
Sign here without admitting guilt.
Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Employees and their families are not eligible.
Beware of dog.
Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery.
You must be present to win.
No passes accepted for this engagement.
No purchase necessary.
Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
Shading within a garment may occur.
Use only in well-ventilated area.
Keep away from fire or flame.
Replace with same type.
Approved for veterans.
Check here if tax deductible.
Some equipment shown is optional.
Price does not include taxes.
Not recommended for children.
Reproduction strictly prohibited.
No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
First pull up, then pull down.
Call toll free before digging.
Driver does not carry cash.
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appear for identification purposes only.
Decision of judges is final.
This supersedes all previous notices.