Saturday, January 23, 2016

The Cleanest Camel Joke I Know

So these 2 brothers love baseball but they keep forgetting where they parked their car in the parking lot and are late getting home from the games. Their parents are angry and threatening to stop letting them go to the games if they can't get home in time.

They tie a balloon on their car antenna and arrive early-- first ones there-- not knowing it is balloon night and everyone who shows up with a balloon gets free parking. When the game is over they rush out and find a parking lot filled with cars with balloons tied on the antennas.

Late getting home again.

Now their parents are issuing the final ultimatum: Late one more time and no more baseball games.
The brothers are desperate... "What can we do?" the younger brother asks.

"Leave it to me," the older brother says, "I've got it all figured out."

On the night of the next game the older brother shows up riding a camel. "A camel," the younger brother asks, "How is a camel going to help?"

"Don't you see," the older brother said, "we'll have the only camel in the parking lot.."

The brothers rode the camel to the game where again they were surprisingly they're again given free parking not knowing that it was camel night and they were again the first to arrive at the stadium.

Were they ever surprised when, at the end of the came they rushed out to find hundreds of camels tied in the parking lot. "Oh no," the younger brother exclaimed,"How will we ever find our camel?"

The older brother immediately began lifting the camel's tails and looking at their asses one by one. "Come on, get busy," he shouted.

"What are you doing?" the younger brother shouted.

"Didn't you hear the parking attendant when we came in?" the older brother said.

"No, what did he say?"

"He said, 'Look at the two assholes on that camel."