Thursday, October 13, 2016

Help Zack Get Home Safely

We here at have just learned that former Greensboro City Council member and current President of Downtown Greensboro Inc. will be playing in tomorrow's annual Page Grimsley Rivalry Reunion Golf Tournament at Bryan Park along with Scott Neff , Robert Enochs and Scott Wyatt.

Zach will be unable to attend tonight's pre-tourney party at Natty Greene's tonight because of the DWI restrictions he received after he was found passed out drunk in the parking lot of a methadone clinic on North Church St. one year ago tonight.

Please be careful if you are driving near Bryan Park or anywhere near New Irving Park in the hours after the tournament ends as Zack and his rowdy friends may be driving in the vicinity.

And please, help Zack get home safely.

Oh, and if you see Zack, wish him a happy anniversary.

This has been a public service announcement.