Dedicated To Nancy Barakat Vaughan

Little Miss Nancy Muppet

Little Miss Muppet sat on her tuffet
eating her cherry pie.
Along came Miss Spider, sat down beside her
and looked her in the eye.

She said, "Little Nancy Muppet, there on your tuffet,
it's you I'd like to try.
You know we'd have fun, you know I'm the one
to make Nancy Muppet sigh."

Little Nancy Muppet still sets on her tuffet
hoping she'll come by.
She knows she's a spider but she'd let her bite her:
there's nothing she won't try....

there's nothing she won't try....

You'll Never Hear Margaritaville The Same Way Again

Wasting away again in Marty Kotisville.
Searching for the lost city of naught
Some people claim Roy Carroll's to blame
but I know it's the Grasshopper's fault...

Greensboro Mayor Nancy Barakat "Grasshopper" Vaughan