Belgiun Mercenaries Attack Greensboro!

Local media outlets are reporting today that General Nathanael Greene and his troops stationed here in Greensboro are under attack by Belgian mercenaries bent on taking Natty Greene down. No, this is not a drill or a Revolutionary War reenactment, the bloody Flemish and Walloon skum have come from the Low Country across the pond from the world headquarters of the European Union with intentions of doing Greensboro, North Carolina and Natty Green harm:

"But that’s exactly what happened this week when Anheuser-Busch InBev — the Belgium-based parent company of Anheuser-Busch Cos., which brews in St. Louis — filed a challenge to the Greensboro brewery's trademark application for "Natty Greene's."

Natty Greene's started selling beer in 2004, naming the product after General Nathanael Greene for whom the City of Greensboro, North Carolina was named. Anheuser-Busch filed the trademarks, "Natty Light," "Fatty Natty" and "Natty Daddy" in 1999, 2011 and 2012. This means war!

That's right, the bastards have come to Greensboro to steal our beer! The solution: Boycott Anheuser-Busch nationwide and share this post with everyone you know.

Or we could tell Obama to bomb Belgium. And the EU!