Monday, April 22, 2013

To The Person Complaining About The City Not Publizing The Annual Spring Cleaning Of Fire Hydrants

 This message did not come from the City of Greensboro but since I learned about your stupid complaint I thought I would take it on my own as a lifelong citizen and perpetual critic of Greensboro government to inform you that every freaking city in America flushes fire hydrants every freaking Spring and has done so for the last 50 plus years. There, you have been informed! Now get over it! Those nice people Downtown have enough problems dealing with the shit I stir up every day without your petty problems.

And in case you're wondering how I found out, I hacked the city like I always do.