Sunday, January 5, 2014

Nancy Hoffman's Bird Brings Bad News

A little bird came flying out to visit me today with some more bad news about Greensboro City Councilwoman, Nancy Hoffmann. She (I think it was a she, it's hard to tell with all the feathers) chirped something about a decking suit... Wait, that's not right, she chirped that Ms Hoffman was getting sued over a deck she built over someone else's property. Now who in their right mind would do that? Anything you build over someone else's property becomes the other person's property.

The bird also feared that Walker Sanders of the Community Foundation might be plotting Councilwoman Hoffmann's unfortunate demise. Seems the crazy as a bat old woman left the Suppenong Building on Elm St to the Community Foundation in her will and the bird thinks Walker needs the money to build the GPAC. Or was that TPAC? The bird was really excited and talked really fast.

It's going to get really cold the next few days, Ms Hoffmann, being that bird just saved your life you might want to keep it warm. And don't be mad at your little bird, she's just looking out for you and there's not many folks in Greensboro other than myself who will take the time to listen to little birds.